10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack