10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.