10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson