10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim