10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.