10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth