10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek