10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Those eggs smell delicious!
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event