10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.