10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--