10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.