10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• It's Free To Fold...
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Welcome to kicker school