10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"