10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."