10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)