10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "No river, no fish."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph