10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.