10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.