10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed