10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers