10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword