10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.