10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.