10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.