10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.