10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword