10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson