10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe