10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.