10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs