10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson