10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.