10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz