10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.