10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Fold and live to fold again
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22