10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.