10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.