10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die