10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.