10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --