10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.