10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright