10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fook the floosh droo!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.