10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.