10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob