10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die