10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.