10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak