10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT