10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown